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The Site is a Lie 
By: Max DeGroot
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Duration: 2:59 
Release Date: 5/16/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Corsi Mousehold (Max DeGroot) 
Music By: Jonathan Coulter (Max DeGroot) 
Produced By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Released By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    This was a failure
    I'm making a note here
    Epic Crash
    It's hard to keep
    The servers up and running
    Amature Coders
    Our searches are down
    Because we suck
    Donations that you sent to us
    We don't know where they have gone
    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake
    Fur Affinity searching
    Has turned out to be fake
    And you gave us a ton
    So our systems all could run
    But the searches are all
    Still a Lie

    I bet you're all angry
    Cause everything's 404
    Not found
    It's visitors not DOS attacks
    that killed me (No really it is)
    *My websites in pieces.
    *The servers all run
    *like they're on fire
    As you wait it hurts because
    We don't know what we can do
    We just made a website
    without planing it well
    We had no idea
    we'd be going through Hell
    So we asked for your cash
    To buy servers that would crash
    Seems donations are all
    Just a Lie

    How long is "shortly"?
    Been looking at this dumb fox for days
    Maybe you'll find someone else to host you
    *Maybe FurNation....
    *That was a joke
    *Ha Ha
    *Don't leave
    Hardware in a cardboard box
    Was just a figure of speach
    Look at me still singing
    while the site is offline
    Maybe all the donations
    should buy servers next time
    but I got a new car
    And some drinks down at the bar
    While the servers are all
    Still offline!
    FurNation's running and we are offline
    And so is VCL but we're offline
    We'll be back shortly but now we're offline
    We're up an hour but now we're offline
    We should all give up and just stay offline
    We're online!!!
    Back offline....
    (Max DeGroot)
    Current Rating 9.9 (4 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "The Site is a Lie"
    Max DeGroot   Offline  -  Artist  -  05-29-09 08:49 AM  -  12 years ago
    Thank you!

    I still love this one.
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-29-09 01:41 AM  -  12 years ago
    I still love this one.
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