Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
0 Online
Song Details
Duration: 3:04 
Release Date: 2/15/2010  (davidtanny) 
Lyrics By: Max DeGroot (davidtanny) 
Music By: John Denver (Dave AuJus) 
Produced By:
Released By:
Published By:
  • Parody of "Annie's Song" by Bob Denver. (czwrefsteven)
  • #1 Song For March and April 2010 on the Dr. Demento Show (Max DeGroot)
  • Dr. Demento plays an edited version of the song, because he thinks it's funnier that way. It is cut from right after the response to the question about wearing matching panties to right before the question about wearing silk pajama. Also, the final "Rats..." is cut. Play time of the edited version is 2:00. (Max DeGroot)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (Yes, can I help you?)
    I'm here from the Census.
    Can I ask you some questions?
    (Sure! Go right ahead.)
    What's your marital status?
    (Marital status? Single.)
    Have you lived here all year?
    (Yes, I have. Mmmhmm!)
    What's your annual income?
    (Oh, I don't know... Ten grand I guess?)
    Can I have your phone number?
    (Sure it's 41... No, you can't have my phone number!)
    This is all for the Census.
    (Oh! All right.)
    There's nothing to fear.
    (Okay then, good.)

    Do you have any children?
    (No, no children.)
    What's their age and their sexes?
    (I already told you, I have no children.)
    Do they currently live here?
    (I don't have kids.)
    Do you like boxers or briefs?
    (Wait, what?)
    Should they be blue, green, or yellow?
    (Wait, the underwear or the kids?)
    Would you wear matching panties?
    (Get away from me!)
    Just answer the questions.
    (I'm not sure if I want to anymore.)
    Don't give me no grief.
    (I'll give you grief in a minute...)

    Are you registered to vote?
    Are you Republican, Democrat, Independent, or Other?
    Do you currently own a computer?
    Do you like guys who live in their parents' basements?
    (Ye.... what?)
    How much time do you spend surfing the internet?
    (Uh, a few hours each day.)
    What Instant Messaging software do you use?
    (AIM and ICQ)
    How often do you go dating?
    Would you like to date a guy who work for the Census?
    (Not if it's you, no.)
    Do you have a web cam?
    Would you like to see what I look like without a shirt on?
    If I show you mine, will you show me yours?
    (Get away from me!)

    But this is all for the Census.
    (Of course it is...)
    Do you like walking on beaches?
    (Please go away...)
    Do you wear silk pajamas?
    (None of your business.)
    Are you straight, bi, or gay?
    (I'm str.... What do you care?!)
    Would you like to have dinner?
    (Yes. ALONE!)
    How about a nice movie?
    But I'm here for the Census.
    (Yeah, yeah, yeah...Census...)
    Don't send me away!
    (You know, I'm just going to go now.)
    (I'm just going to go back in my house, lock the door, )
    (and, and, I'm not going to see you ever again. Goodbye.)

    Uh...can I come back tomorrow? Hello?
    (Max DeGroot)
    Current Rating 9.4 (8 votes)
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "Census"
    Enter a New Message
    • Show/Hide Border
    • Table Properties
    • Delete Table
    • Row
      • Insert Row Above
      • Insert Row Below
      • Delete Row
    • Column
      • Insert Column to the Left
      • Insert Column to the Right
      • Delete Column
    • Cell
      • Merge Cells Horizontally
      • Merge Cells Vertically
      • Split Cell Horizontally
      • Split Cell Vertically
      • Delete Cell
    • Cell Properties
    • Table Properties
    • Properties...
    • Image Map Editor
    • Properties...
    • OpenLink
    • Remove Link
    • Insert Select
    • Cut
    • Copy
    • Paste
    • Paste from Word
    • Paste Plain Text
    • Paste As Html
    • Paste Html


    Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.

    Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
    © 2004-2024 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.