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Duration: 3:06 
Release Date: 2004  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Henry Phillips (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Henry Phillips (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Released By: Clownys Big Hair Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Song Lyrics:
NOTE: the words in [square parentheses] are spoken

[Here's a brand new song, it's a little bit more up-tempo.
You kinda, you can dance to it a little bit I guess but--don't 'cause that'll make everybody uncomfortable.
It's called, "I Really, Really Need to Get a Girlfriend".]

I gotta get a girlfriend
I gotta get a girlfriend

[Is it getting catchy yet?
I'm trying to sell this to Justin Timberlake or somebody, but I haven't...]

I gotta get new clothes
So I can get a girlfriend
I gotta start clippin' my toes
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop pickin' my nose
So I can get a girlfriend
Stop wearin' pantyhose
So I can get a girlfriend

I'm even willin' to pay
Some girl to say that she's my girlfriend
'Cause all my friends think I'm gay
'Cause I never have a girlfriend
I'd buy flowers every day
For my girlfriend
I wouldn't be like O.J.
And kill my girlfriend

[This is just for the musicians out there, watch this.]

I just changed the key
So I can get a girlfriend
Start havin' sex for free
With my girlfriend
She can even have VD
And still be my girlfriend
It might hurt when I pee
But at least I'd have a girlfriend

[And this is kind of the bridge part here which sort of breaks it off a little.]

We could sit around and do crazy s**t together like
I could pull her ears out and say,
"Hey, look everybody, it's Dumbo!"
She'd be all like,
"Who the f**k are you and how'd you get into my house?"
All right!

How low do I have to sink
To get me a girlfriend
I could put something in her drink
And she could be my girlfriend
But then they'd put me in the clink
And I'd be someone else's girlfriend
(Sonic SBL)
Current Rating 9.6 (4 votes)
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Messages about the song: "Girlfriend"
peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-12-06 11:18 PM  -  18 years ago
Should be "She could even have VD" not "ED" That's the only mistake that I saw.

--- SpongeBobLuvr
dragon1, I\'ve got what you\'re looking for. I typed them myself. Post here if you find any mistakes.
Sonic SBL   Offline  -  Participant  -  08-16-05 06:25 PM  -  18 years ago
dragon1, I've got what you're looking for. I typed them myself. Post here if you find any mistakes.
  Offline  -   -  07-21-05 09:42 AM  -  18 years ago
where can i hear or find lyrics to this song
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