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Duration: 3:40 
Release Date: 6/21/2011  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Taylor Swift/Liz Rose (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Volcano (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • Video Animated and Directed by: Bill Plympton (MarlinsGirl)
  • Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    You're sort of famous
    A minor celebrity
    And so it only makes sense
    The world would be
    Obsessed with every
    Single thing you do

    They're running 'round
    With their camcorders in the night
    They're lurking patiently
    And hoping that they just might
    See something real embarrassing
    You do

    The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
    That's the story that
    They are gonna feature
    With exclusive pics
    Of your flabby behind
    You think you're all alone
    But that's right when you'll find

    A bunch of paparazzi
    Popping out of nowhere
    Cameras in your face
    And then suddenly
    You're on TMZ
    You're on TMZ

    Following you
    When you're walking down the street
    And asking stupid questions
    While you're trying to eat
    So you cover your face
    Thinking to yourself
    "Hey, isn't this creepy?"

    And they're out there praying
    You'll have a big meltdown
    And take a mono-little car chase
    Through this whole town
    They'll be there with you
    When you're going to jail
    First on the scene
    For every wardrobe fail
    You just picked up some transvestite
    Seconds later
    It's up on the website
    Get a Vegas wedding
    A quickie divorce
    And they'll be
    Sneaking in
    Snapping pictures, of course

    And if they ever catch you
    Picking your nose
    Or storming down the street
    On a drunken spree
    You're on TMZ

    Stalking you, just waiting by a frontal
    Trailing you through
    Airport security
    They were TMZ

    They were TMZ

    [We caught this Oscar nominee picking up DOG POOP
    Is that a baby back there?
    I pronounce you guilty, of leaving the house while FAT
    Look who's drinking COFFEE,
    Everything celebrities do is FASCINATING]

    Oh, let me tell you
    It's getting to the point
    Where a famous person can't
    Even get a D.U.I
    Or go on a racist rant
    Those guys are all around
    So you really shouldn't dare
    Go to every club in town
    If you've lost your underwear

    Seems that every single time
    A star decides to shave their head
    Or ram their car into a tree
    They're on TMZ

    If they catch you peeing in the bushes
    Later on, that night
    Well, I guarantee
    You're on TMZ
    You're on TMZ

    You're on TMZ

    Every single celebrity
    Knows they're gonna be

    They're on TMZ
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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