Holy s**t, It's Christmas! by Red Peters

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Holy s**t, It's Christmas!

By: Red Peters

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Duration:	3:02
Release Date:	1995 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Grenga/Stevens/Johnson/Lawry (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Grenga/Stevens/Johnson/Lawry (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	Ed Grenga (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Ugly Sisters Records 3002-2 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Published By:	Ugly Sisters Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	ASCAP #380371393 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Keywords:	CHRISTMAS, EXPLICIT, HAMSTERS, PARODY, RED PETERS, SANTA, SHIT

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The record company issued radio edit version is titled "Holy Sh*t!...It's Christmas", which is the version we hear here on The Mad Music Show and on Dr. Demento. On the promo copy I have, the unedited version is titled "Holy s**t!...It's Christmas", while the full CD lists the title as Holy s**t, It's Christmas! (Tim P. Ryan)

One of the MANY parodies of "Alvin and the Chipmunks" made over the decades. (Stavro Arrgolus)

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The Official Red Peters Website (Stavro Arrgolus)

Song Lyrics:

Hamster #1: Did you hear that?
Hamster #2: Hey everybody, Santa's here!
Hamster #3: Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus.
Hamster #2: There is too, man!
Hamsters: He's here!!!

Red: Ho, ho, ho... Merry Christmas!
Hamster #1: Aw s**t, it's Red Peters!
Red: C'mon, you swinging hamsters, get over here. We're gonna sing us a happy Christmas song.
Hamster #3: Oh no, not another corny stupid song!
Hamster #2: Yeah no way, Red.
Red: Get over here and sing or I'll wring your little necks.
Hamsters: Okay, okay!

Red:
Grab your nuts hamsters, gather round with me.
Forget about all that teasin'.
We're breaking out the holly and aluminum tree
'Cause it's that jolly season. (Oh, boy!)
I know you've been naughty, but have you been nice?
That's only Santa's business (That's right, Red!)
He's making his list and he's checking it twice. (Uh-oh.)
All: Holy s**t, it's Christmas!

Hamsters:
Santa comes just once a year (Tell 'em, Hamsters!)
Just like you, Red. That's what we hear. (Hey, wait a minute!)
He's got a soft spot for reindeer. (Aw, that's nice.)
Especially Rudolph's derierre.

Red:
Hey, knock it off fellas. It's a holiday.
Go on and give Santa a big kiss. (No way!)
You can play "hide the hamster" on the one-horse sleigh. (Hey, wait a minute!)
All: Holy s**t, it's Christmas!

Red: Hey, what happened to my lyric sheet? Anyone seen my lyrics?
Hamster #1: Heck, we don't need no lyric sheets, Red. We know our parts by heart. Right, fellas?
Hamster #3: Yeah sure, I know my part, Godfried.
Hamster #2: Yeah, me too.
Red: Well, that's great, guys. I love Christmas songs.

Godfried: Santa tried reaching up the neighbor's blouse
After drinking all the egg nog (Is that necessary?)
Bruce: He camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two
Squashing off a yule log (Godfried!)
Raleigh: He wandered in his undies all over the house
But we minded our own business (Oh, brother!)
Hamsters: 'Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube.
All: Holy s**t, it's Christmas!

Red:
Santa comes just once a year.
Up the chimney he'll disappear.
Hamsters:
Keep on the lookout for Mr. Gear
Hamster deliveries in the rear (Gimme those lyrics.)

Red:
Roast nuts chestin' on an open fire
Santa's tongue stuck to the doorknob
His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
While the parson gave him a handj...what?
The sleigh came down and took him away.
The whole damn crowd was dismissed.
All:
It was a time to be jolly and a time to be gay.
Holy s**t, it's Christmas. (Holy s**t, it's Christmas!)
Holy s**t, it's Christmas. (Hey, what are you doing?)
Holy s**t! It's Christmas! (Sonic SBL)

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Available on the following album:
I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies
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Played on 51 shows:
	12-16-22, #ISGD-22-03	12-13-08, #MMCZ_XMAS08B
	12-25-21, #AOTA-211225	11-30-08, #08-48
	12-25-20, #WOTR_205	12-29-07, #MMS-104
	12-26-16, #MMS-209	12-02-07, #07-48
	12-18-16, #WOTR_19	12-24-06, #MMS-59
	12-10-16, #16-50	12-23-06, #ROTP_122
	12-23-15, #MMCZ-15-03	12-03-06, #06-49
	12-20-15, #BWR-15-12-20	12-24-05, #ROTP_070
	12-16-15, #ISGD-15-57	12-17-05, #MMS-9
	12-12-15, #AOTA-151212	12-05-04, #XM-80
	12-05-15, #15-49	12-08-03, #XM-29
	12-23-14, #BWR-14-12-23	12-07-03, #03-49
	12-18-13, #ISGD-13-54	07-28-03, #ISGD-03-29
	12-10-13, #BWR-13-12-10	12-08-02, #02-49
	07-20-13, #MMS-164	12-02-01, #01-48
	12-13-12, #ISGD-12-51	07-22-01, #01-29
	12-04-12, #BWR-12-12-04	12-10-00, #00-50
	12-31-11, #MMCZ-11-53	12-12-99, #99-50
	12-24-11, #AOTA-111224	11-28-99, #99-48
	12-24-11, #MMCZ-11-52	12-06-98, #98-49
	12-20-11, #BWR-11-12-20	12-14-97, #97-50
	12-10-11, #11-50	12-07-97, #97-49
	12-18-10, #10-51	12-15-96, #96-50
	12-20-09, #MMS-134	12-08-96, #96-49
	12-20-09, #09-51	12-24-95, #95-52
	12-22-08, #MMS-120
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