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Duration: 3:02 
Release Date: 1995  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Grenga/Stevens/Johnson/Lawry (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Grenga/Stevens/Johnson/Lawry (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Ed Grenga (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Ugly Sisters Records 3002-2 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Ugly Sisters Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #380371393 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • The record company issued radio edit version is titled "Holy Sh*t!...It's Christmas", which is the version we hear here on The Mad Music Show and on Dr. Demento. On the promo copy I have, the unedited version is titled "Holy s**t!...It's Christmas", while the full CD lists the title as Holy s**t, It's Christmas! (Tim P. Ryan)
  • One of the MANY parodies of "Alvin and the Chipmunks" made over the decades. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Hamster #1: Did you hear that?
    Hamster #2: Hey everybody, Santa's here!
    Hamster #3: Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus.
    Hamster #2: There is too, man!
    Hamsters: He's here!!!

    Red: Ho, ho, ho... Merry Christmas!
    Hamster #1: Aw s**t, it's Red Peters!
    Red: C'mon, you swinging hamsters, get over here. We're gonna sing us a happy Christmas song.
    Hamster #3: Oh no, not another corny stupid song!
    Hamster #2: Yeah no way, Red.
    Red: Get over here and sing or I'll wring your little necks.
    Hamsters: Okay, okay!

    Grab your nuts hamsters, gather round with me.
    Forget about all that teasin'.
    We're breaking out the holly and aluminum tree
    'Cause it's that jolly season. (Oh, boy!)
    I know you've been naughty, but have you been nice?
    That's only Santa's business (That's right, Red!)
    He's making his list and he's checking it twice. (Uh-oh.)
    All: Holy s**t, it's Christmas!

    Santa comes just once a year (Tell 'em, Hamsters!)
    Just like you, Red. That's what we hear. (Hey, wait a minute!)
    He's got a soft spot for reindeer. (Aw, that's nice.)
    Especially Rudolph's derierre.

    Hey, knock it off fellas. It's a holiday.
    Go on and give Santa a big kiss. (No way!)
    You can play "hide the hamster" on the one-horse sleigh. (Hey, wait a minute!)
    All: Holy s**t, it's Christmas!

    Red: Hey, what happened to my lyric sheet? Anyone seen my lyrics?
    Hamster #1: Heck, we don't need no lyric sheets, Red. We know our parts by heart. Right, fellas?
    Hamster #3: Yeah sure, I know my part, Godfried.
    Hamster #2: Yeah, me too.
    Red: Well, that's great, guys. I love Christmas songs.

    Godfried: Santa tried reaching up the neighbor's blouse
    After drinking all the egg nog (Is that necessary?)
    Bruce: He camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two
    Squashing off a yule log (Godfried!)
    Raleigh: He wandered in his undies all over the house
    But we minded our own business (Oh, brother!)
    Hamsters: 'Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube.
    All: Holy s**t, it's Christmas!

    Santa comes just once a year.
    Up the chimney he'll disappear.
    Keep on the lookout for Mr. Gear
    Hamster deliveries in the rear (Gimme those lyrics.)

    Roast nuts chestin' on an open fire
    Santa's tongue stuck to the doorknob
    His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
    While the parson gave him a handj...what?
    The sleigh came down and took him away.
    The whole damn crowd was dismissed.
    It was a time to be jolly and a time to be gay.
    Holy s**t, it's Christmas. (Holy s**t, it's Christmas!)
    Holy s**t, it's Christmas. (Hey, what are you doing?)
    Holy s**t! It's Christmas!
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 10.0 (3 votes)
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