Carrot Juice Is Murder (studio version) by Arrogant Worms

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Carrot Juice Is Murder (studio version)
By: Arrogant Worms

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Rank this week: 9 (↑25)

Duration:	3:24
Release Date:	1994 (peterpuck9)
Lyrics By:	Mike McCormick, Trevor Strong & John Whytock (peterpuck9)
Music By:	Mike McCormick, Trevor Strong & John Whytock (peterpuck9)
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Released By:	Arrogant Worms (CAN) (peterpuck9)
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The most requested song of 1995 on the Dr. Demento Show (peterpuck9)

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Song Lyrics:

Listen up brothers and sisters,
Come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature
Trapped in the dirt like a jail.

Vegetables live in oppression,
Served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness,
I say we take up the fight.

Salads are only for murderers,
Coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings
Just 'cause a radish can't scream.

CHORUS:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)

Carrot juice constitutes murder, (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables go.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (...is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)

I saw a man eating celery,
So I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again,
I'll bite him clean in two.

I'm a political prisoner,
Trapped in a windowless cage,
'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
By killing five men in a rage.

I told the judge when he sentenced me,
"This is my finest hour!
I'd kill those farmers again
Just to save one more cauliflower."

CHORUS

How low as people do we dare to stoop?
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup!
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes,
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!
Wo, wo, wo...
[LIVE VERSION ONLY: No, spare the spud, eat a cow instead!]

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Fates in the stir fry are sealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (You fat gourmet scum)
How do you think that feels? (Leave them out in the fields.)

Carrot juice constitutes murder, (V-8's genocide.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Yes, your compost's a grave.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (Take up macrame.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (...is a spade, is a spade, is a spade...)
Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.

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*Available on the following albums:*
Dr. Dementos 30th Anniversary Collection: Dementia 2000	Gift Wrapped: Best of The Arrogant Worms	Russells Shorts
Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #4
Contact us if you know of another album that contains this song

*Played on 67 shows:*
	09-30-23, #KMCC-18-03	08-24-03, #03-34
	09-30-23, #KMCC-18-03	02-16-03, #03-07
	03-25-22, #WOTR_270	09-01-02, #02-35
	05-30-20, #AOTA-200530	02-24-02, #02-08
	02-16-19, #AOTA-190216	09-23-01, #01-38
	02-15-19, #WOTR_125	02-07-99, #99-06
	12-01-18, #AOTA-181201	11-01-98, #98-44
	04-27-18, #WOTR_80	12-28-97, #97-52
	06-25-17, #ISGD-17-26	05-25-97, #97-21
	05-29-17, #OTR-3-22	03-23-97, #97-12
	03-04-17, #AOTA-170304	01-19-97, #97-03
	03-05-16, #AOTA-160305	01-12-97, #97-02
	06-07-15, #BWR-15-06-07	12-29-96, #96-52
	06-07-14, #AOTA-140607	12-29-96, #KSCA-96-52
	07-20-13, #13-29	11-03-96, #96-44
	08-31-12, #MMDT20_12-35	07-07-96, #96-27
	06-09-12, #12-23	05-26-96, #96-21
	04-10-12, #BWR-12-04-10	04-21-96, #96-16
	04-09-11, #11-15	03-17-96, #96-11
	10-24-10, #MMCZ-10-44	01-07-96, #96-01
	10-09-10, #10-41	12-31-95, #95-53
	01-16-09, #MMDT20_09-03	11-19-95, #95-47
	10-12-08, #08-41	11-12-95, #95-46
	03-16-08, #08-11	10-15-95, #95-42
	02-01-08, #MMDT20_08-04	10-01-95, #95-40
	10-07-07, #MMS-95	09-24-95, #95-39
	09-08-07, #ROTP_159	09-17-95, #95-38
	04-15-07, #07-15	08-27-95, #95-35
	03-18-07, #07-11	07-09-95, #95-28
	02-05-06, #06-06	06-04-95, #95-23
	06-26-05, #05-26	04-30-95, #95-18
	04-24-05, #XM-100	04-09-95, #95-15
	01-09-05, #XM-85	03-12-95, #95-11
	09-01-03, #XM-15
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