Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
1 Online
Song Details
Duration: 3:16 
Release Date: 1949  (sav-man) 
Lyrics By: Harry Stewart (sav-man) 
Music By: Harry Stewart (sav-man) 
Produced By:
Released By: Capitol Records (sav-man) 
Published By:
  • May be even more of a classic than its' A-side (which is pretty funny to begin with). (sav-man)
  • The B-side of Yorgesson's "Yingle Bells." (sav-man)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
    On that yolly holiday
    I’ll go in the red like a knucklehead
    Cuz I'll squander all my pay.

    Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
    Shopping sure drives me berserk
    On the day before, I rush in a store
    Like a pure bewildered yerk.

    I look at nightgowns for my wife
    Those black ones trimmed in red
    But I won’t know her size and so
    She'll get a carpet sweeper instead.

    Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
    When each kid hangs up his sock
    It's a time for kids to flip their lids
    While their papa goes in hock.

    On the night before Christmas
    It's still in the house
    My family is sleeping
    So I'm quiet like a mouse.

    I look at my watch and midnight is near
    I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer
    Down at the corner, the crowd is so merry
    I end up by drinking about 12 Tom & Yerry

    I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping
    When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping
    They sit on my face and they yump on my belly
    And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly.

    They scream Merry Christmas, and my poor wife and me
    We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree
    My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle
    I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle.

    Yust before Christmas dinner, I relax to a point
    Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint
    On Christmas, I hug and I kiss my wife's mother
    The rest of the year we don't speak to each other.

    After dinner, my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie
    Get into an argument; they're both awful screwy
    Then all my wife's family say Louie is right
    And my goofy relations, they yoin in the fight.

    Back in the corner, the radio is playing
    And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying
    "Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men"
    And yust at that moment, someone slugs Uncle Ben.

    They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear
    Oh, I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year.

    Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
    But I still have lots of fun
    Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too
    Merry Christmas, Everyone!
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 9.5 (4 votes)
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas"
    Enter a New Message
    • Show/Hide Border
    • Table Properties
    • Delete Table
    • Row
      • Insert Row Above
      • Insert Row Below
      • Delete Row
    • Column
      • Insert Column to the Left
      • Insert Column to the Right
      • Delete Column
    • Cell
      • Merge Cells Horizontally
      • Merge Cells Vertically
      • Split Cell Horizontally
      • Split Cell Vertically
      • Delete Cell
    • Cell Properties
    • Table Properties
    • Properties...
    • Image Map Editor
    • Properties...
    • OpenLink
    • Remove Link
    • Insert Select
    • Cut
    • Copy
    • Paste
    • Paste from Word
    • Paste Plain Text
    • Paste As Html
    • Paste Html


    Song samples are provided for information purposes only and are intended to enable the users to sample the music (as they are in very low quality) before they take the decision of purchasing the music. This right is expressly permitted under "Fair Use" as nonprofit educational purposes only. The ownership of the copyright of the songs rests with the respective owners.

    Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
    © 2004-2023 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.