| Capn's Treasure Chest |
| Chicken Fat - Robert Preston |
| Exercise 'Til You Die - Stevens & Grdnic |
| Exercise & Infomercial - Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks |
| Warning: You May Get Wet |
| Dirty Water - Standells, The |
| Water Sez - George Carlin |
| Water - Steven Wright |
| Water Out Of The Toilet - Dead Alewives, The |
| Pirates: Not Funny In Somalia |
| Pirates Of The Caribbean - Jolly Garogers, The |
| Traighli Bay - Tanglefoot |
| Accountancy Shanty - Eric Idle & Neil Innes |
| Accountancy Shanty - Monty Python |
| MooBeard - Lady Bovine & The Cow-Belles |
| Talk Like A Pirate Day - Tom Smith |
| Oh, Fishy, Fishy, Fishy Fish! |
| I Lobster But Never Flounder - Pinkard & Bowden |
| Sea Of Grass - Billy Nayer Show, The |
| Furry Old Lobster - Jonathan Coulton |
| Wet Dream - Kip Addotta |
| I Love The Ocean - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club |
| Octopus's Garden - Beatles, The |
| Hello, Sailor! |
| I'm Popeye The Sailor Man - Billy Costello |
| Who Hid The Halibut On The Poop Deck? - Yogi Yorgesson |
| A Clean Song - Oscar Brand |
| In 1492 Columbus Sailed The Ocean Blues - Tim Cavanagh |
| Christopher Columbus - Fats Waller |
| Take a Ship for Yourself - Benny Bell |
| Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis |
| Men - Martin Mull |
| Really Big Ashtray (The Beach) |
| Surfin' Bird - Trashmen, The |
| I Wanna Be A Lifeguard - Blotto |
| Songs Of Beachtime Fun - Radio Free Vestibule |
| Bird Bathroom - Surf Punks |
| Beach Song - Dead Milkmen, The |
| Show It At The Beach - Shel Silverstein |
| By The Beautiful Sea - Spike Jones & His City Slickers |
| (Chunder Down Under In) The Old Pacific Sea - Barry Humphries |
| Not Safe To Go Back In |
| Oh God I'm An Ocean Buoy - Bob Rivers |
| Mr. Jaws - Dickie Goodman |
| Bermuda Triangle - Tom Smith |
| I Like You - Lorne Elliott |
| Sharks Ate My Baby Brother - R. Bruce |
| Nuke The Whales - Fleshapoids, The |