| Hour 1 |
| Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt |
| Santa Claus is Watching You - Ray Stevens w/ The Merry Melody Singers |
| Star Wars vs. Santa Claus - Elftones |
| How's Santa Claus Gonna Find Us in the Fallout Shelter? - St. Nuke |
| Santa Got Run Over By My Chevy - Manic Hispanic |
| Puffy Got Run Over - Crazy Al Cayne |
| Christmas On The Air - Joe (Student) Schepis |
| Santa Gopher - Jim Meskimen & Ian Espinoza |
| Santa Jaws - Homemade Theatre |
| Krampus, Krampus, Krampus - Courtesan & The Cabin Boy, The |
| Stick 'Em Up, Santa - Bobby Salvatore |
| Rock and Roll Christmas - Donald Willis |
| Jingle Bells Imitations - Bobby Rydell & Chubby Checker |
| I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus - Brenda Lee |
| Hour 2 |
| Chanukah Song, The - Adam Sandler |
| How The Grinch Stole Chanukah - Mike Toomey |
| Chanukah Honey - Rachel Bloom |
| (I'm Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica - Tom Lehrer |
| Hanukkah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish |
| Hanukkah Homeboy - Doc Mo She |
| Hanukkah Hey Ya! - Smooth-E |
| We Need a Little Chanukah - Mike Pollock |
| Festival of Lights - Hanukkah Kids, The |
| Where Are All The Songs About Chanukah? - Drew Jacobs & His Nice Jewish Boys |
| Tradition - Mike Hitchcock & Steve Kehela |
| Can I Interest You in Hanukkah - Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart |
| Dreidel Playa - MC Lars |
| Chanukah (Eight Days a Week) - Bobs, The |
| Hour 3 |
| Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg |
| Deck Yourself (Commercial Christmasland) - Scrooge Bros., The |
| Dashing Through The Stores - Gift of Christmas Players, The |
| Chaotic Christmas - Jeff Taylor |
| I Saw Mother Kissing Krampus - Gallows Humor |
| Krampus is Coming to Town - Plastic Bastards, The |
| That Sounds Like Krampus - Jake Waters |
| We Need A Little Krampus - Tom Smith |
| Yuletide Five |
| Twelve Pains of Christmas, The - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp |
| A FuMPtastic Christmas - Wacky Ben |
| Make Christmas White Again - Robert Lund |
| Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory version), The - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Die Hard Christmas - Insane Ian feat. Bonecage |
| Bonus Round |
| Give The Jew Girl Toys - Sarah Silverman |
| Horny Porny Christmas - Sean Morey |
| Condoms for Christmas - Milo Bobbins & The Budget Boys |