| Hour 1 |
| Get Up! Go Insane! - Stretch & Vern |
| S. O. B. - Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats |
| Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne |
| Grandma's Day Trip - Comic Sads, The |
| Granny & The Kid - Barnes & Barnes |
| Overworld Theme - Bug Too! OST |
| Florida Man - Ross Childs |
| Android, The - Robin Nakkula |
| Click-Clack - Dickey Doo & The Don'ts |
| Little Black Egg, The - Cars, The |
| Mighty Morphin' Time - Library Bards, The |
| You Are Like Breeze Variation - Yuji Ohno |
| Best Friends - Mikey Mason |
| Every Post You Make (We're the NSA) - Duck Logic |
| That's Life - Mr. Zipp |
| Knight in Rusty Armour, The - Peter & Gordon |
| DnD - Library Bards, The |
| Jacques Cousteau - Adriane Lake |
| Hour 2 |
| Hair - Cowsills, The |
| Get a Haircut, Dad! - Austin Lounge Lizards, The |
| You Can't Judge a Book By Its Hair - Credibility Gap, The |
| Short Haired Woman - Lightnin' Hopkins |
| Kogoro Mori's Theme - Katsuo Ono |
| Bald Headed Woman - Uncle Z |
| Hairless Sister - Grant & Elliott |
| I Don't Have the Hair - Laszlo & Gary |
| Wig - B-52's, The |
| Hair Piece, The - George Carlin |
| Stardust Speedway (Past) - Naofumi Hataya |
| Living Without Hair - Bon Trout |
| Pat Benatar Hair-Loss Medley, The - Steve Goodie feat. Megan Frechette |
| My Hair Had a Party Last Night - Trout Fishing in America |
| Hair-Do - Young Jeffrey |
| Are You a Boy or Are You a Girl - Barbarians, The |
| Haircut Song, The - Ray Stevens |
| Spokey Dokey - Yoko Kanno |
| Hour 3 |
| G. I. Haircut - Spike Jones & His City Slickers |
| Leave My Sideburns Be - Steve Schickel |
| Hello, Fred the Beard - Logan Whitehurst & The Junior Science Club |
| ZZ Top Beard - Barnes & Barnes |
| Turn on the Run - Naoto Shibata Project |
| Hairy For You - D'Monna |
| Harry, the Hairy Ape - Ray Stevens |
| Bad Haircut - Wally Pleasant |
| Hair or Weave - Bobby Jimmy & The Critters |
| Wacked-Out Five |
| I Am The Snorlax - Beadrills, The |
| I'm The Bat Guy - Young Jeffrey |
| Dad Guy - Funk Turkey |
| Bat Guy - Michael William Hunter |
| Princess Bride - Library Bards, The |
| Bonus Round (Adults Only!) |
| Down Thurr - Sudden Death |