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By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 4:07 
Release Date: 4/24/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Released By: (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • 'Parody of Fergie's Egotistical pop song "Fergalicious" about an Amish girl who found a new way to bring in dough for her family'. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (More Case Dude You Know!)

    Quiet now dawg, I found this chic
    The butter she's makin' is seditious

    Churnalicious proposition make the Amish more dough
    We're selling butter so don't you dare utter what you might know
    First we churn it, then we lace it
    We conceal it, and we sell it
    Through the seasons we be pleasin'
    Dealers buy it for some reason

    Churnalicious (Taste delicious)
    One day I got ambitious
    And made it more nutritious
    Perhaps it's more delicious
    Don't be vicious (There's more)
    This butter's full of rocks, rocks
    And I'll be filling up the farm and they'll buy the whole lot
    (More, Case, Dude, You Know)

    So seditious (Filled with rocks)
    So nutritious (This sure as hell ain't Country Crock)
    It's great for fitness (The drug dealers will not get caught)
    It's Churnalicious (b-b-b-b-b-butter, butter)

    Churnalicious break
    Churnalicious break
    Churnalicious break break break break break
    Churnalicious breaks tradition makes us lots of money
    Those cops never suspect me
    They look at me, think I'm funny (Look Honey)
    First push in, than pull out, add and spike up the fee
    Oh ain't no Amish lady churn it quite like me

    It's Churnalicious (quite nutritious)
    If you are ambitious
    I'll be out in the field just doing lots of business
    Will not confess (oooooh WEEEE)
    I'll get you hooked on my stock
    And you'll be eating toast and jam
    If not you had best scram
    (More, Case, Dude, You Know)

    We'll get vicious (Won't get caught)
    It's delicious (Our secrets will not be unlocked)
    Not malicious (It's just our quilts don't make us squat)
    It's Churnalicious (hold hold hold hold up, Churn It Out)

    Amy, Amy, Baby
    Please listen to my plea
    I've grown so impatient
    I just need to get sh*** faced
    I'll be wasted, wasted
    Just one taste I'm crazy
    Now I'm wasted, wasted
    and I feel lazy

    L to the A to the C I forget how to spell it
    H to the A to the P P how does it now to the
    D to the E to the L I think I'm too high to the
    D to the E to the, to the, to the--help me Amy

    Every time I churn it out always selling pounds
    They just eatin' it like Mounds getting really HIGH
    They always be saying wow
    You can buy it now
    Mama and my papa aren't in on this lil' plan
    and I know that I'm breaking all the tidbits in the bible
    but I keep on delivering to the guys 'cause they need it
    Won't touch hell
    I can hear all them church bells
    Now I know you're Suspicious (So Suspicious

    But this stuff's not fictitious
    and if it's not delicious
    Return it and forgive us
    God's my witness (Yes Lord)
    I don't sell no fake rocks
    and you'll be lovin' what I got
    Just please do not get caught

    (More, case, dude, You Know)

    Yes made it more nutritious
    Perhpas it's more delicious
    Don't be vicious
    This butter's full of rocks rocks
    And I'll be filling up the farm and they'll buy the whole lot
    (More Case Dude You Know)

    So Nutritious
    and delicious
    Taste the goodness
    It's Churnalicious

    b-b-b-b-b-b- Butter Butter

    So nutritious
    and delicious
    Taste the goodness
    It's Churnalicious

    B to the U to the T T E R lined with rocks
    then L to the A to the C E still can't spell for crap so
    S to the C to the H O O L I need to go
    It's D, to the E, to the, to the, to the. . . .

    Lyrics courtesy of
    Current Rating 9.6 (3 votes)
    Messages about the song: "Churnalicious"
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  08-07-09 11:37 AM  -  14 years ago
    Oh, there is one other way you can hear it (dreaming) . . .it could be 'resurged' into the DT20 one last time, but that's up to you the voters. . .I think that it'd be resurge anyway, it's been over a year since it's last appearance when everything I did dropped out rapidly.
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  08-07-09 11:05 AM  -  14 years ago
    I've reuploaded this song with the rap section improved, and I also just had the flow better through the song. . .get it free at
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