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Old People 
By: Odd Austin
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Duration: 2:42 
Release Date: 4/1/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin) 
Music By: Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin) 
Produced By: Austin Aeschliman (oddaustin) 
Released By: Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings (oddaustin) 
Published By: Odd Austin (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Made #5 for 2008 on the DT20 (oddaustin)
  • #1 on the Dementia Top 20 on 5/23/08 and 6/6/08 (patrickwhite)
  • Parody of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance (oddaustin)
  • Song Lyrics:
    They never update their looks
    And have to eat food that’s smooshed
    You know their skin is all stretched out too
    Taking a nap is their dream
    And no one cares what they think
    You never know what they’re up to

    'Cause they got more pills than shirts
    Whenever they move, it hurts
    And they get tired from just eating
    'Cause none of them have real hair,
    Always are in a wheelchair
    Well at least they don’t have to brush their teeth

    You know that old people scare the living crap out of me
    Got 401(k) and always drive recklessly
    Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote
    They just might leave you alone, but not me

    The boys and girls look the same
    When they start to reach old age
    There’s just so many that they’ve outlived
    Their body’s falling apart
    And they got jobs at Wal-Mart
    Their childhood toys are in a museum.

    You know the elderly scare the living crap out of me
    Their eyesight is gone so it’s hard for them to read
    They're senile old fools, don’t believe me well dude
    Then just ask the guy from “The King of Queens”
    Ohhh yeah!

    (Turn down that racket! Darn kids and your wild hootenannies! Don’t make me come over there, that’s it! My hip! Help me, Life Alert! GAAAR!!!)

    Old people scare the living crap out of me
    Knowledge of pop culture’s unsurprisingly bleak
    Nurses steal their clothes, and their nose hair grows and grows
    Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me
    All together now!

    Old people scare the living crap out of me
    They're tired and sad, crazy, weird, bitter and weak
    Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote
    Perhaps they’ll leave you alone, but not me
    (When I was your age, I saw Bach in concert!)

    Old people scare the living crap out of me
    Years of tooth decay has stuck them with some false teeth
    Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote
    I see they’ve left you alone but not me
    Current Rating 7.2 (10 votes)
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    oddaustin   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-27-08 09:02 PM  -  15 years ago
    Thanks, it also just got played on The Dr. Demento Show, then my jaw dropped and I did some sort of odd chicken dance for eight hours
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-23-08 02:22 AM  -  15 years ago
    Very cool Austin, and congrats on being number one this week on DT Top 20!
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