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Made #5 for 2008 on the DT20 (oddaustin) |
#1 on the Dementia Top 20 on 5/23/08 and 6/6/08 (patrickwhite) |
Parody of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance (oddaustin) |
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Song Lyrics: |
They never update their looks And have to eat food that’s smooshed You know their skin is all stretched out too Taking a nap is their dream And no one cares what they think You never know what they’re up to
'Cause they got more pills than shirts Whenever they move, it hurts And they get tired from just eating 'Cause none of them have real hair, Always are in a wheelchair Well at least they don’t have to brush their teeth
You know that old people scare the living crap out of me Got 401(k) and always drive recklessly Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote They just might leave you alone, but not me
The boys and girls look the same When they start to reach old age There’s just so many that they’ve outlived Their body’s falling apart And they got jobs at Wal-Mart Their childhood toys are in a museum.
You know the elderly scare the living crap out of me Their eyesight is gone so it’s hard for them to read They're senile old fools, don’t believe me well dude Then just ask the guy from “The King of Queens” Ohhh yeah!
(Turn down that racket! Darn kids and your wild hootenannies! Don’t make me come over there, that’s it! My hip! Help me, Life Alert! GAAAR!!!)
Old people scare the living crap out of me Knowledge of pop culture’s unsurprisingly bleak Nurses steal their clothes, and their nose hair grows and grows Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me All together now!
Old people scare the living crap out of me They're tired and sad, crazy, weird, bitter and weak Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote Perhaps they’ll leave you alone, but not me (When I was your age, I saw Bach in concert!)
Old people scare the living crap out of me Years of tooth decay has stuck them with some false teeth Put them in a home, and they’ll watch Murder She Wrote I see they’ve left you alone but not me (oddaustin) |
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Current Rating
7.2
(10 votes)
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Played on 40 shows: |
| 06-07-13, #MMDT20_13-23 | | 08-08-08, #MMDT20_08-31 |
| 05-24-13, #MMDT20_13-21 | | 08-01-08, #MMDT20_08-30 |
| 08-23-09, #BAD_08-23-09 | | 07-25-08, #MMDT20_08-29 |
| 04-26-09, #MMS-125 | | 07-18-08, #MMDT20_08-28 |
| 03-22-09, #BAD_03-22-09 | | 07-11-08, #MMDT20_08-27 |
| 02-24-09, #BAD_02-24-09 | | 07-04-08, #BR-08-23 |
| 01-25-09, #BAD_01-25-09 | | 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-26 |
| 01-18-09, #BAD_01-18-09 | | 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-HY |
| 01-13-09, #BAD_01-11-09 | | 06-27-08, #MMDT20_08-25 |
| 01-11-09, #BAD_01-11-09 | | 06-26-08, #BR-08-22 |
| 01-09-09, #BR-09-55 | | 06-21-08, #BR-08-21 |
| 01-06-09, #BAD_01-06-09 | | 06-20-08, #MMDT20_08-24 |
| 12-31-08, #MMDT20_08-FY | | 06-13-08, #MMDT20_08-23 |
| 12-30-08, #BAD_12-30-08 | | 06-07-08, #ROTP_198 |
| 12-16-08, #BAD_08-12-16 | | 06-06-08, #MMDT20_08-22 |
| 11-25-08, #BAD_08-11-25 | | 05-30-08, #MMDT20_08-21 |
| 09-12-08, #MMDT20_08-36 | | 05-25-08, #08-21 |
| 09-05-08, #BR-08-35 | | 05-23-08, #MMDT20_08-20 |
| 08-30-08, #BR-08-32 | | 05-16-08, #MMDT20_08-19 |
| 08-15-08, #MMDT20_08-32 | | 04-04-08, #BR-08-13 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks, it also just got played on The Dr. Demento Show, then my jaw dropped and I did some sort of odd chicken dance for eight hours
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fiogf49gjkf0d Very cool Austin, and congrats on being number one this week on DT Top 20!
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