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| The title was intentionally spelled "blond" - no e - the gag was that the "singer" character was too stupid to know how to spell the thing that she's singing about. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy - So what?
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blonde, nya nya nya!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nya nya nya!
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show and this was my audition:
Um okay, what was it, okay um, don't tell me. Oh yeah, okay - "Duck Magnum, duck!"
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause we're all blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! (Bill L) |
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Current Rating
9.4
(4 votes)
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| Played on 53 shows: |
 | 10-22-22, #KMCC-17-04 |  | 09-22-96, #96-38 |
| 01-07-17, #AOTA-170107 | | 07-14-96, #96-28 |
| 01-25-16, #MMS-193 | | 11-12-95, #95-46 |
| 06-12-12, #BWR-12-06-12 | | 10-08-95, #95-41 |
| 04-16-11, #AOTA-110416 | | 03-14-93, #93-11 |
| 05-23-10, #10-21 | | 05-10-92, #92-19 |
| 02-07-10, #10-06 | | 04-12-92, #92-15 |
| 01-13-08, #08-02 | | 01-12-92, #92-02 |
| 06-03-07, #MMS-80 | | 09-22-91, #91-38 |
| 06-03-07, #07-22 | | 02-03-91, #91-05 |
| 04-01-07, #MMS-72 | | 06-17-90, #90-24 |
| 11-05-06, #MMS-52 | | 01-14-90, #90-02 |
| 04-01-06, #ROTP_084 | | 07-16-89, #89-29 |
| 02-18-06, #ROTP_078 | | 06-11-89, #89-24 |
| 01-07-06, #ROTP_072 | | 05-14-89, #89-20 |
| 11-12-05, #ROTP_064 | | 01-22-89, #89-04 |
| 05-22-05, #05-21 | | 11-27-88, #88-48 |
| 04-17-05, #MM-5 | | 05-29-88, #88-22 |
| 06-20-04, #04-25 | | 10-18-87, #87-42 |
| 02-29-04, #XM-40 | | 02-08-87, #87-06 |
| 01-25-04, #04-04 | | 09-28-86, #86-39 |
| 08-04-02, #02-31 | | 04-06-86, #86-14 |
| 08-12-01, #01-32 | | 12-01-85, #85-48 |
| 09-17-00, #00-38 | | 08-18-85, #KMET-85-33 |
| 08-27-00, #00-35 | | 03-24-85, #85-12 |
| 01-31-99, #99-05 | | 03-10-85, #85-10 |
| 08-23-98, #98-34 | | |
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It's staring you in the face and you're missing it. This song is originally from Julie's "Goddess In Progress" EP. And the intended spelling is in the song. I don't need to look it up because I added it. More importantly, I remember it. Dr. D. played Julie Brown songs long before that movie. This was a part of my collective memory from the early '80s - also a device to distract me from the fact that I was still pretty damn old then as well.
This is all starting to sound like a very familiar kind of troll.
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Halfshell:
thing with Discogs, its like Wikipedia, articles can be changed. and normally i go off the official product that it's released from, in this case the soundrack this song was recorded for in the first place.
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thing with Discogs, its like Wikipedia, articles can be changed. and normally i go off the official product that it's released from, in this case the soundrack this song was recorded for in the first place.
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Dave AuJus:
Just for the record guys, Dr. D. has it listed both ways. YouTube is mostly "Blonde" and Discogs has it as "Blond".
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Just for the record guys, Dr. D. has it listed both ways. YouTube is mostly "Blonde" and Discogs has it as "Blond".
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What's that expression your generation uses these days? - "Called it" Julie clearly knows enough not to take sides - especially on Twitter, which is increasingly being known for the extreme psychosis of its users who are offended by everything. She's one smart cookie...probably because she's not a blonde.
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okay, i asked her on twitter and she said she spells it both ways
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Stavro Arrgolus:
Seriously? The spelling is in the song. Besides, you shouldn't trust movie people with your music; they have no regard for something that's secondary to them like a soundtrack. They certainly didn't care how it was spelled. And since Julie was in a 'big time' movie & cashed what was hopefully a big paycheck, she likely didn't either. Artist's original intent determines spelling - among other things.
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Seriously? The spelling is in the song. Besides, you shouldn't trust movie people with your music; they have no regard for something that's secondary to them like a soundtrack. They certainly didn't care how it was spelled. And since Julie was in a 'big time' movie & cashed what was hopefully a big paycheck, she likely didn't either. Artist's original intent determines spelling - among other things.
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On the soundtrack it's actually spelled blonde (see images) last track
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fiogf49gjkf0d Added the real video for the song to replace the AMV
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fiogf49gjkf0d this song is soooooooooooooooo funny!
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