Captain Wayne's Mad Music Show, Episode #80, June 3, 2007

Topic: All Female Performers

This show has 6 parts:

Part 1

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	Sink The Bismarck	The Blues Brothers
	Tip-Toe Through The Tulips With Me	Tiny Tim
	Men	Martin Mull
	If You Wanna Be Happy	Jimmy Soul
	The Little Blue Man	Betty Johnson
	Nobody Beats My Bob	Four Bitchin' Babes
	Viagra In The Waters	Camille West

Part 2

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	What If Your Butt Was Gone?	Carla Ulbrich
	If I Had The Copyright (censored)	Carla Ulbrich
	D [first known play]	Carrie Dahlby
	Reeling in the Grease	Carrie Dahlby
	Roadtripper	Carrie Dahlby & Possible Oscar
	Is It Peace Or Is It Prozac?	Cheryl Wheeler

Part 3

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	Potato (w/o intro)	Cheryl Wheeler
	The True And Terrible Trials Of Waldo The Dog	Cosy Sheridan
	Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals	Gilda Radner
	Girl Beer	The Hazzards
	'Cause I'm A Blond	Julie Brown
	Eloise	Kay Thompson
	In My Country	The Lemon Sisters (from The Groundlings)

Part 4

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	Banned From Argo	Leslie Fish & The Dehorn Crew
	The Earthquake Song	The Little Girls
	Vitameatavegamin commercial	Lucille Ball
	Peter the Meter Reader	Meri Wilson
	These Boots Are Made for Walking [first known play]	Mrs. Miller
	Open That Can	Nancy White
	We Don't Need The Men	Rude Girls

Part 5

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	Davy's Dinghy	Ruth Wallis
	The Dinghy Song	Ruth Wallis
	Because We Can	Sandy Andina
	Second Cousin [only known play]	The Steamy Bohemians
	Chocolate Toenails	SuLu & Chris Cathcart
	Small Breasted Women	SuLu
	Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me	Susan Sarandon (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Part 6

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	Do You Brush Your Teeth?	Suzy & The Dentists
	Little Boxes	The Womenfolk
	- with Jukebox Jake
	Old Man Olaf [first known play]	Thunderlords
	I Like Dirt [first known play]	Thunderlords
#3	Getting In Touch With My Inner b***h	Christine Lavin
#2	Bounce Your Boobies	Rusty Warren
#1	Locked In The Closet With You	SuLu

Next week: Pirates Booty - Random Selections by the Captain

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06/03/07

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Messages about the show: "Captain Wayne's Mad Music Show, Episode #80, June 3, 2007"

	titman Offline - Member - 06-10-07 07:34 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Hey Cap! Thanks for the CD! Can't wait to hear the "Captains Choice" this week. What's it gonna be hmmmmm? "Greetings from the Inland Empire!" -Rory

	titman Offline - Member - 06-10-07 07:35 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d How's about a Soprano's-type tribute,eh? Fugettabouddit!

	Scoop Offline - Member - 06-13-07 10:54 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d My wife loved the tribute "If you wanna be happy". We listened to it twenty times!!!! We even danced to it!!!

	peterpuck9 Offline - Participant - 09-13-07 11:02 AM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d We could do a New Jersey show. :-) --- titman How's about a Soprano's-type tribute,eh? Fugettabouddit!

	Stavro Arrgolus Offline - Editor, MP3 - 09-13-07 03:50 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Carlin did a whole bit about it. Apparently, drivers there can't go 50 ft. without some schmuck in a hat demanding 50¢. He wanted them to just put it on the license plates- "New Jersey, The Toll Booth State". --- peterpuck9 We could do a New Jersey show. :-) --- titman How's about a Soprano's-type tribute,eh? Fugettabouddit!

	peterpuck9 Offline - Participant - 09-13-07 04:12 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d They changed it. They eliminated some tolls and doubled the others. Now you go 100 feet and pay $1.00. Or a shrubbery.......... --- Stavro288 Carlin did a whole bit about it. Apparently, drivers there can't go 50 ft. without some schmuck in a hat demanding 50¢. He wanted them to just put it on the license plates- "New Jersey, The Toll Booth State". --- peterpuck9 We could do a New Jersey show. :-) --- titman How's about a Soprano's-type tribute,eh? Fugettabouddit!

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