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I'll Lose Weight 
By: Max DeGroot
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Duration: 4:30 
Release Date: 2/24/2013 
Lyrics By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Music By: Mumford & Sons (Max DeGroot) 
Produced By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Released By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Published By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Licensing: CC (Max DeGroot) 
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Facts:
  • Parody of "I Will Wait" by Mumford & Sons (Hatman)
  • #5 on the Dr. Demento Top Ten for April (Max DeGroot)
  • #4 on the Dr. Demento Top Ten for March (Max DeGroot)
  • First played on the Dr. Demento Show on 2/24/2013 (Max DeGroot)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Well I came home
    Weighed twenty stone
    And I fell heavy into your arms
    You called me a blimp
    A huge balloon
    And my fat ass was a double full moon

    So I'll slim down
    start right now
    Because I look
    Like a freaking sow

    And I'll lose weight, I'll lose weight for you
    I'll lose weight, I'll lose weight for you

    So step by step
    I relent
    And just eat food that tastes like cement
    And soon you'll see
    I'm weighing less
    By drinking Slim Fast
    Shakes to excess

    But I lost weight, I lost weight for you
    And my heart rate is higher state for you
    And I feel great, as I deflate for you
    I lost weight, I lost weight for you

    But then you sighed
    Said you were we wrong
    I was so thin I looked like a thong
    You missed my flesh
    When I was wide
    A fickle mind changed by the tide

    So I'll chow down
    Eat more now
    Make myself round
    Pack on pounds

    Raise my glass
    Eat more Cinnabons
    And funnel cakes
    'Till I weigh a ton

    'Cause I'll gain weight, I'll gain weight for you
    Food tastes great as I inflate for you
    My Blood pressure rate is higher state for you
    And I gained weight, I gained weight for you
    (Max DeGroot)
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    Played on 67 shows:
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    03-27-15, #MMDT20_15-1306-21-13, #MMDT20_13-25
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    12-31-13, #BWR-13-12-3106-07-13, #MMDT20_13-23
    12-31-13, #MMDT20_13-FY05-31-13, #MMDT20_13-22
    12-28-13, #AOTA-13122805-25-13, #13-21
    12-28-13, #13-5205-24-13, #MMDT20_13-21
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    11-29-13, #MMDT20_13-4804-27-13, #13-17
    11-22-13, #MMDT20_13-4704-26-13, #MMDT20_13-17
    11-15-13, #MMDT20_13-4604-20-13, #AOTA-130420
    11-08-13, #MMDT20_13-4504-19-13, #MMDT20_13-16
    11-01-13, #MMDT20_13-4404-13-13, #AOTA-130413
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    10-18-13, #MMDT20_13-4204-09-13, #BWR-13-04-09
    10-11-13, #MMDT20_13-4104-06-13, #AOTA-130406
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    08-30-13, #MMDT20_13-3503-19-13, #BWR-13-03-19
    08-23-13, #MMDT20_13-3403-16-13, #AOTA-130316
    08-16-13, #MMDT20_13-3303-13-13, #ISGD-13-11
    08-09-13, #MMDT20_13-3203-08-13, #MMDT20_13-10
    08-02-13, #MMDT20_13-3103-05-13, #BWR-13-03-05
    07-26-13, #MMDT20_13-3003-01-13, #MMDT20_13-09
    07-19-13, #MMDT20_13-2902-23-13, #13-08
    07-12-13, #MMDT20_13-28
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