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Duration: 3:14 
Release Date: 7/15/2014  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: RCA (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Ear Booker Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • Amanda Palmer fills the "Kim Deal" role in this style parody. (DJ Particle)
  • Pixies style parody. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    My maid is cleaning the bathroom, so I can't take a shower
    When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
    I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, 'cause I slept in till two
    Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
    Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
    I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
    Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!
    I got

    First world, first world problems
    (First world problems)
    First world, first world problems
    (First world problems)
    First world, first world problems

    I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
    Forgot my gardener's name; I'll have to ask him later
    Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
    I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
    My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte


    Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
    My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a Neanderthal

    The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
    My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
    Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon

    [Chorus x2]

    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 0.0 (1 vote)
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    Messages about the song: "First World Problems"
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  07-20-14 12:53 AM  -  10 years ago
    That'll teach me to snag lyrics from elsewhere without using my reading glasses. "Word Crimes" was shot through with mistakes, oddly enough. I think I got them all...

    If we're going to have the songs on the site, having all the info posted quickly is a good idea. I can fix a missed word or bad spelling after. I try to make sure I catch them the first time, though. Can't always manage it.

    One last part of this... the new album doesn't have BMI work numbers yet (BMI is Weird Al's affiliation) because its site is notoriously slow in updating songs. When it does, they'll be added.
    Max DeGroot   Offline  -  Artist  -  07-19-14 07:07 PM  -  10 years ago
    There is a "sheets" after "cotton" missing in they Song Lyrics:
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