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| Amanda Palmer fills the "Kim Deal" role in this style parody. (DJ Particle) |
| Pixies style parody. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
My maid is cleaning the bathroom, so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, 'cause I slept in till two
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!
I got
[Chorus:]
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
Forgot my gardener's name; I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
[Chorus]
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a Neanderthal
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
[Chorus x2]
(Laughing) (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Played on 30 shows: |
 | 09-28-24, #KMCC-19-03 | | 10-10-14, #MMDT20_14-41 |
| 02-15-20, #AOTA-200215 | | 10-03-14, #MMDT20_14-40 |
| 10-19-19, #KMCC-14-04 | | 09-26-14, #MMDT20_14-39 |
| 09-17-16, #AOTA-160917 | | 09-19-14, #MMDT20_14-38 |
| 12-31-14, #MMDT20_14-FY | | 09-12-14, #MMDT20_14-37 |
| 12-29-14, #ISGD-14-74 | | 09-05-14, #MMDT20_14-36 |
| 12-05-14, #MMDT20_14-49 | | 08-22-14, #MMDT20_14-34 |
| 11-28-14, #MMDT20_14-48 | | 08-16-14, #ISGD-14-46 |
| 11-21-14, #MMDT20_14-47 | | 08-15-14, #MMDT20_14-33 |
| 11-14-14, #MMDT20_14-46 | | 08-08-14, #MMDT20_14-32 |
| 11-07-14, #MMDT20_14-45 | | 08-01-14, #MMDT20_14-31 |
| 11-05-14, #ISGD-14-60 | | 07-29-14, #BWR-14-07-29 |
| 10-31-14, #MMDT20_14-44 | | 07-26-14, #AOTA-140726 |
| 10-24-14, #MMDT20_14-43 | | 07-25-14, #MMDT20_14-30 |
| 10-17-14, #MMDT20_14-42 | | 07-18-14, #MMDT20_14-29 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d That'll teach me to snag lyrics from elsewhere without using my reading glasses. "Word Crimes" was shot through with mistakes, oddly enough. I think I got them all...
If we're going to have the songs on the site, having all the info posted quickly is a good idea. I can fix a missed word or bad spelling after. I try to make sure I catch them the first time, though. Can't always manage it.
One last part of this... the new album doesn't have BMI work numbers yet (BMI is Weird Al's affiliation) because its site is notoriously slow in updating songs. When it does, they'll be added.
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fiogf49gjkf0d There is a "sheets" after "cotton" missing in they Song Lyrics:
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