| Cap'n's Treasure Chest |
| Troglodite (Cave Man) - Jimmy Castor Bunch, The |
| Bertha Butt Boogie, The - Jimmy Castor Bunch, The |
| King Kong - Jimmy Castor Bunch, The |
| Muhammad Ali - Dickie Goodman |
| Black Superman (Muhammad Ali) - Johnny Wakelin & The Kinshasa Band |
| Muhammad Ali, America The Beautiful - George Carlin |
| Fighting Each Other |
| Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny, The - Lemon Demon |
| Keelhauled - Alestorm |
| Pencil Neck Geek (with outro) - Fred Blassie |
| Punk Polka - Toons, The |
| Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head - Frantics, The |
| Time For Your Dutch Boy Enema |
| Curly Shuffle, The - Jump N The Saddle |
| You Always Hurt The One You Love - Spike Jones |
| Fisting The Sheep - Hooligans, The |
| I'm Popeye The Sailor Man - Billy Costello |
| You Can't Hurt A Pollack by Hittin' Him on the Head - Noodles Koziarski & The Very Polish Combo |
| TV Football - Bill Cosby |
| Don't Shoot - Rob Balder |
| Weird Al: Masochism Master |
| Don't Wear Those Shoes - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| One Of Those Days - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| One More Minute - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Everything You Know Is Wrong - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Since You've Been Gone - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Living With A Hernia - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| I'll Be Sure To Thank You Right After I Shank You |
| Last Night I Kicked The Dog Across The Kitchen - Carl Hatmaker |
| Crocodile - Monty Python |
| Kick Ass USA - Milo Tremley |
| Band-Aid - Robert Lund |
| She Grabbed My Coconuts - Barry & The Bookbinders |
| Knife Fight - Lemon Demon |
| Voices In My Head |
| Boa Constrictor Ate My Wife Last Night, The - Simon Stokes & the Black Whip Thrill Band |
| Chain Mail Mama - Michael Longcor |
| Voices In My Head - Denis Leary |
| Discipline - Richard Pryor |
| We're Gonna Hurt Them - TV's Kyle |