| Hour 1 |
| Mall Santa, The - Carrie Dahlby & The Sherlocks |
| Santa Tried to Do Me - Swill Man, The |
| (It's a) Tom Waits Christmas - Pony Death Ride |
| It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am - Dudley Moron (The Bob & Tom Band) |
| Cocktail Christmas - Barlaiment / Drunkadelic |
| Hey, Santa! - Whimsical Will |
| Santa on Titan - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto |
| Twelve Demented Days of Christmas - Marla Brooks |
| 12 Days of Christmas - Loud House, The |
| Twelve Days of Christmas, The - Bob & Doug McKenzie |
| Abuela's 12 Days of Christmas - Jenny Lorenzo |
| Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong |
| 12 Days of Khrushchev - Addiss & Crofut |
| Christmas on 45 - Holly & The Ivy's |
| Snowman - SonicBlu Darkfold |
| Hour 2 |
| Yes Virginia... Even Santa Can't Escape From Reality! |
| Santa Got a D.W.I. - Sherwin Linton |
| Santy's Movin' On - Homer & Jethro |
| Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney Flue - Dave Rudolph |
| Santa Claus is On The Dole - Spitting Image |
| Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts |
| Merry Fuckin' Christmas (Studio Version) - Denis Leary |
| Bah Humbug Song (Chipmunks Roasting), The - Lauren Mayer |
| Manic Depressive Christmas - Rory Murray |
| A Misanthrope Christmas - Dan Hart |
| Blue Christmas (To Whom It May Concern) - Miles Davis & Bob Dorough |
| Depressed Christmas - Culturcide |
| Rudolph The Brown-Nosed Reindeer - Rudy & The Reindeer |
| Radical Reindeer - N*F*ECT |
| Reindeer - Kirby Krackle |
| Purple Reindeer - Steve Altman |
| Christmas Countdown - Frank Kelly |
| Luan's 12 Puns of Christmas - Loud House, The |
| Hour 3 |
| Totally Ridiculous Twelve Days of Christmas (or, A Cat Caught in a Pear Tree), The - Frank Welker w/ The John Bahler Singers |
| I Sawed Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Lucille Bliss & Robert Pritikin |
| Santa's Yellow Ski-Doo - 2nd Thought, The |
| Santa and the Doodle-Li-Boop - Art Carney |
| Jingle Bones - Witches Three |
| Monster's Holiday - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers |
| Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarducci |
| Christmas Single, The - Spitting Image |
| Let Me Tell You 'Bout Ol' Santa Claus - Mike Price & His Yule Fools |
| 'Zat You, Santa Claus? - Louis Armstrong & The Commanders |
| Mueller Time is Here - Kirby Krackle |
| My Night Before Christmas - Julie Brown |
| Toyland - Leon Redbone |
| Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo 'N Patsy |
| Last Christmas - Michie Tomizawa (as Sailor Mars) |
| Bonus Round |
| Santa's Rap - Treacherous Three |
| Christmas Welders Working - Dr. Lee Tomboulian |
| Strangest Christmas Yet - Steve Martin & The Steep Canyon Rangers |
| Jingle Bells - Mojo Nixon |
| I Don't Wanna Hear No Christmas Songs - Rambunctious Randy & Tranquil Terry |
| 12 Days of Rusev, The - Aiden English |