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Dime in My Wife 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 2:28 
Release Date: 3/3/2008  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody Lyrics by Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (peterpuck9) 
Released By: (peterpuck9) 
Published By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • 27th among the Dementia Top 50 of 2008 (belowaveragedave)
  • 11 weeks on DT20, peaking at 5th (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by Green Day. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Another battery
    A circuit board that's slowed
    It grabbed me by my hips
    It's Intel chip won't load
    Made her for cash
    but she's knee deep in my life
    I took one look and her robotic lips kiss fine

    Her love is unbelievable
    I built her not to fight
    Please put another Dime in my Wife

    She was a prostitute
    but legally she's fine
    Keeps it to herself
    and won't play with your mind
    She really paid my bills at least for awhile
    We fell in love
    So I uploaded a child

    I love my little robo hoe
    Her fee is set just right
    Please put another Dime in my Wife

    (Images of Robo Hoe in video in love with David)

    Her A.I.'s not predictable
    I won't forget those nights
    I can't put no more Dimes in my Wife

    One day when I had gotten home
    In horror from the site
    She cheated with my Dell for no dimes

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    Current Rating 7.3 (4 votes)
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