| Krampus: He Loves The World Except For All The People |
| Madness (main theme) - Madness |
| Sepia Shoku no Nikki - Hajime Hyakkoku |
| Krampus is Coming to Town - Rusty Cage |
| It's Christmas - Bouquet of Veal |
| Santa Eats Little Kids - Dan Hart |
| Winter Slay Ride - Consortium of Genius, The |
| Blue X-Mas (1997 version) - Bob Dorough |
| Merry Fuckin' Christmas - Denis Leary |
| Jingleside - Scrooge Bros., The |
| Cold Cold Christmas - Stephen Colbert |
| Christmas My Arse - Ricky Tomlinson |
| Santa Claus: Deranged, Perverted Bastard |
| First Blip Blop Noel , The - dma-sc |
| You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks |
| Santa Claus Scares Me - Tessa Netting |
| Santa's Yule Log - Andy Dick and The Bitches of the Century |
| Santa Claus Gone Bad - Melonheads |
| Be-Bop Santa Claus, The - Babs Gonzales |
| Hey Santa Claus - Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson |
| Santa's A Fat Bitch - Insane Clown Posse |
| I Saw Mommy Screwing Santa Claus - Spike Jones & His City Slickers |
| Santa's Monster Bash - Dwight Frye and the Crew Of Creeps |
| And Now, The Annual "Whimsical Xmas" Segment |
| Christmas Greeting - Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| Tea At The Night Of Christmas - Hajime Hyakkoku |
| Christmas Party, The - Yogi Yorgesson |
| Santa's Got A Brand New Bag - Bobs, The |
| Port Starboard Sox - Kate & Anna McGarrigle |
| Fairytale Of New York - Pogues f/ Kirsty MacColl, The |
| Relatives Are Coming To Town - Roger's Yuletide Revue |
| Little Dealer Boy, The - Willie Nelson w/ Stephen Colbert |
| Christmas Dinner, The - Max Miller |
| That Old Christmas Moon - Leon Redbone |
| Twelve Days Of Christmas - Bob & Doug MacKenzie |
| Bonus Track |
| Santa Came Too Soon - Shawn Plank |
| Krampus Vomits Up An End To Christmas /A New Year With No Resolution |
| Fuck Xmas - Fear |
| And Winter Came - Enya |
| I Don't Wanna Hear No Christmas Songs - Rambunctious Randy & Tranquil Terry |
| Merry Christmas (I Do Want To Fight Tonight) - Paincakes, The |
| Bah Humbug Song (Chipmunks Roasting), The - Lauren Mayer |
| Merry Muthaphuckin' Christmas - Eazy-E |
| Don't Believe In Christmas - Sonics, The |
| Oh Cthulhu - H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society |
| Happy Solstice Song, The - Ralph Carney |
| 12 Days of Kwanzaa - Shirley Q. Liquor |
| Christmas Is Over - John Mammoser |
| After Christmas Syndrome - A-Side Willie |
| Rockin' in a Christmas/New Year (1992) - Fools, The |
| Happy New Year - Spike Jones & His City Slickers |
| Bonus Tracks |
| Father Time's Song - Rankin/Bass Holiday Specials |
| New Year's Traditions - Lucky Star |