This week, musical revenge against the intangible! My health is crap. I’ve had to kick the ass of both cancer & diabetes, but it’s been at least 20 years since I’ve ever actually been sick with anything. No allergies, no flu, no colds – nothing...until now. I can be deathly ill with something, but I don’t get physically sick. I just don’t.

I refuse to lie down & be feverish. I possess the power of the internet, after all. So here’s a show that tells minor annoyance illnesses what to shove - and up where.