| Hour 1 |
| Jingle Bells - Crazy Frog - Band Aid |
| Do They Know It's Christmas? |
| Twelve Pains of Christmas, The - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp |
| Die Hard is a Christmas Movie, Too - Toby Danger |
| Die Hard Christmas - Insane Ian feat. Bonecage |
| Carol of the Bells - Mannheim Steamroller |
| Yes, Virginia. Even Santa Can't Escape Reality |
| Santa Got a D.W.I. - Sherwin Linton |
| Wasted on the Sleigh - Robert Lund |
| Santa Claus is On the Dole - Spitting Image |
| Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney Flue - Dave Rudolf |
| Santa's Gonna Telecommute This Christmas - Power Salad |
| Diamond Dust Zone (Act 1) (Saturn Version) - Richard Jacques |
| Last Grinch-Mas - Young Jeffrey |
| Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts |
| Life Day - Chris Waffle Explosion, The |
| There's Something in My Egg Nog - Tonight's Hero |
| Egg Nog - Rockin' Guys, The |
| Walrus Cove - JK Flipflop |
| Hour 2 |
| #ELFIE - Jeff Reuben |
| Scruffy the Elf - Corey Doak |
| Who Let the Elves Out - John Mammoser |
| Santa's Little Helpers - Pipsqueeks, The |
| Electric Gnome Dance, The - Electro Gnomes |
| Ring Rink - Ristar OST |
| North Side of the Pole Part 1: Wreath, The - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| North Side of the Pole, Part 2: Cardiac Time, The - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| North Side of the Pole, Part 3: Frosty, The - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| Red & Green - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| Chimney Damage/All That and a Bag of Pistachios - Moneyshot Cosmonauts |
| Holiday Nights - Night Raptor |
| Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie - Eurhythmics - Wham! |
| Winter Wonderland |
| Last Christmas |
| Snowmance - Sasquamox |
| Hour 3 |
| Believing in Santa Claus (Part 1) - Lucky Star |
| Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong |
| Believing in Santa Claus (Part 2) - Lucky Star |
| There's No Santa Claus - Seamonkey |
| Mall Santa, The - Carrie Dahlby & the Sherlocks |
| Santa Tried to Do Me - Swill Man, The |
| Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - Mannheim Steamroller |
| Christmas Song, The - Billy Crystal |
| Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg |
| I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio |
| Rusty Chevrolet - Da Yoopers |
| Yuletide Five |
| Holiday - Lil Nas X |
| Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers |
| Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg |
| Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Mr. Yuletide - Insane Ian |
| Sunny Garden (Illusion), The - J.A. Seazer |
| Bonus Round (Adult's Only!), The |
| Santa Claus is a Penis - Right Reverend Jarvis T. Hornswoggle, The |
| I Saw Mommy Fuckin' Santa Claus - Matt Rogers |
| I Saw Mommy Screwing Santa Claus - Spike Jones & His City Slickers |
| I Saw Mother Kissing Krampus - Gallows Humor |