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The Dr. Demento Show #02-50 - December 15, 2002
Topic: Christmas part 2/3
This show has 10 parts:
Audio for this show has been disabled at the request of Dr. Demento. Visit
drdemento.com
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Part 1
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You Ain't Gettin' s**t For Christmas!
(bleeped)
Red Peters
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat
Heywood Banks
Puffy Got Run Over
[first known play]
Crazy Al Cayne
Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
[first known play]
Bob Rivers
Part 2
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Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas
Mystery Science Theater 3000
My Relatives Are Comin'
[first known play]
The American Comedy Network
Texas Chainsaw Christmas
[first known play]
Dr. Elmo
Christmas Cut-Up (2002)
[first known play]
Whimsical Will
Part 3
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Another White Christmas
Tim Cavanagh
The War Of The Lights
The Therapy Sisters
I Want An Alien For Christmas
Fountains Of Wayne
Django Bells
(brief excerpt)
[first known play]
The Hombres
Part 4
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Boob Job For Christmas
Virginia Kegal
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)
Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Rudolph The Brown-Nosed Reindeer
Rudy & The Reindeer
The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Part 5
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Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer
[first known play]
Bob Rivers
Christmas Is Revolting (And so are the elves)
The Tuna Observatory
Merry Christmas You Suckers
Paddy Roberts
The Nine Warning Signs Of Christmas
[first known play]
Slaw
Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly
The Three Stooges
Wreck The Malls
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Christmas In Jail
The Bobs
Part 6
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Dearest Mr. Santa Claus
Heywood Banks
Santa's Beard
The Beach Boys
Ballad Of 67 Santas
Percival W. Swartz & The Santa Assault Team
The Twelve Drugs Of Christmas
(excerpt)
The Mushroom Tabernacle Choir
Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope
[first known play]
Sonic Youth
I Farted On Santa's Lap
The Little Stinkers
The Pretty Little Dolly
Mona Abboud
Part 7
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#5
Christmas Balls
Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
#4
Frosty The Dope Man
Marc Zydiak
Part 8
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#3
Rusty Chevrolet
Da Yoopers
#2
Ding! Fries Are Done
Billy
Part 9
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#1
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory version)
(extra gory version)
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Part 10
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